i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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