if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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