I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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