If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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