My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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