hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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