you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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