It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize