adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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