I feel like I'm in dance class right now
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
