The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
