it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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