On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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