We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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