Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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