I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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