i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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