I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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