i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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