you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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