I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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