There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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