I have demons in me.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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