have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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