you turned your livingroom into a bong?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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