You can't special order awesome
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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