you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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