This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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