its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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