Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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