Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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