I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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