Do you still have your period?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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