so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
