My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
God, I missed his penis.
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