we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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