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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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