my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
