Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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