Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Randomize
