I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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