Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
This is my gift to your gina
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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