theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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