Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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