Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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