whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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