I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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