That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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