In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
When are your genitals available?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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