Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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