Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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