i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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