So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize